Life According to TS. » News http://ts.homeip.net Don't come in, not even I know what its all about. Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:16:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 When security goes too far. http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/when-security-goes-too-far-2/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/when-security-goes-too-far-2/#comments Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:18:47 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/28/when-security-goes-too-far-2/ Someone has to put a stop to the latest airtravel security changes. I’d need paying to travel with some of these people.

]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/when-security-goes-too-far-2/feed/ 0 New virus discovered http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/#comments Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:16:25 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/24/new-virus-discovered/ A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:

This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR COME NEAR IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take your friends to the nearest bar and consume any of the proven antidotes:

* Worm Incubating Neutralisation Elixier (WINE)
* Besieged Employee Entertainment Revitaliser (BEER)

In addition, any form of large-scale Bothersome Oppressive, Or Zealous Employer (BOOZE) elimination is known to work as well.

If possible, combine the above for increased rate of success. Also, take the antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

This message brought to you by the Ministry of Health, your local barman, and the joy of mass emails.

]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/feed/ 0 If Your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006 http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/#comments Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:08:13 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/07/20/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/ Better late then never I suppose, what to do if your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006

]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/feed/ 0 There is no World view http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/there-is-no-world-view/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/there-is-no-world-view/#comments Fri, 14 Jul 2006 12:55:02 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/07/14/there-is-no-world-view/ Evidence has emerged that there is no such thing as a world view on anything. Take for example “that” headbutt.

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]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/06/england-england/feed/ 0 Frog found in Burger King salad http://ts.homeip.net/2006/06/frog-found-in-burger-king-salad/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/06/frog-found-in-burger-king-salad/#comments Sun, 04 Jun 2006 07:48:45 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/06/04/frog-found-in-burger-king-salad/ That French cuisine gets everywhere these days.

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George's holiday snaps

]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2005/09/holiday-time-for-the-bush-family/feed/ 0 Sky News gets it right for once http://ts.homeip.net/2005/09/sky-news-gets-it-right-for-once/ http://ts.homeip.net/2005/09/sky-news-gets-it-right-for-once/#comments Sun, 11 Sep 2005 18:13:37 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2005/09/11/sky-news-gets-it-right-for-once Sky tells it like it is
Thanks to Q for the link

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