When security goes too far.

Someone has to put a stop to the latest airtravel security changes. I’d need paying to travel with some of these people.

New virus discovered

A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:
This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR [...]

If Your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006

Better late then never I suppose, what to do if your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006

There is no World view

Evidence has emerged that there is no such thing as a world view on anything. Take for example “that” headbutt.

England! England!

Toyota factory workers in England made giant flag from cars

Frog found in Burger King salad

That French cuisine gets everywhere these days.

Holiday time for the Bush family

Sometimes you just can’t resist the fishing.

Sky News gets it right for once

Thanks to Q for the link

Does your payslip look like this?

A Footballers payslip, wish I had that many zeros on my payslip.

Do you want Porn with that?

Seems people don’t want to watch porn while they munch on their BigMac.

Frying squad foils cooking oil car scam

I need to change the oil in the deep fat fryer. I’ll sell it to the highest bidder.

Jobless get their own reality TV show

I think I’ll move to Argentina and go on this show.

What size shoes do you take?

No need to put rolled up newspaper at the end of your shoes anymore.
Myth Dispelled: Shoe Size, Penis Size Not Linked. Seems I gotta buy new shoes, I can buy my true size 5 1/2 with my head held high now. j/k

Did you really go to the moon?

Never ask an astronaut if they’ve actually been to the moon, they may take offence and leave you “battered”, even if they are “Buzz” Aldrin and 72 years old.
Thanks to J’s Notes for the link.

After Napster

The Beat Goes On… still plenty of ways to “borrow” your music. hehehe

We miss it

Napster R.I.P.

In Greece, use a Game Boy, go to jail

Does this law banning electronic games apply to the 70’s classic electronic battleships?

Dear sir, your password is ‘wooden penis’

A Norwegian gent was given a password of trrekukk which is only one r out for wooden penis in Norwegian.

National flying thumbs championships

can U msg qwix? Its the UK SMS championships.

Careful what you do at work for larks

Woman charged after changing woman’s name to Fat Ass.

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