If you didn’t get what you wanted for xmas, this is probably why.
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Add this to your list of excuses.
7th December 2005 – 6:38 pm
I’m studying the highway code to see if this is valid, I’m working from an old copy here but it might just work.
Thanks to Q.
Those pesky squirrels
14th October 2005 – 6:47 pm
Now we know why the squirrels are acting so strange now, its not the chips they get fed in the park, its what they dig up in your garden.
Finally, penis enlargement …..
23rd September 2005 – 7:58 pm
The scientific proof
Thanks to Q.. for the link
Comics. Are they for kids?
19th August 2005 – 3:43 pm
Unintentionally sexual comic book covers”
Thanks to Q for the link
How to live your life.
19th August 2005 – 3:42 pm
Rules for a modern life. If you find one you don’t agree with there’s summat wrong with ya !
Cheers to Q for the link.
The Mrs not letting you out to the pub?
14th August 2005 – 3:24 pm
Take advantage of the virtual bartender. Not exactly like my local but it will do.
Getting ready for Court
26th February 2005 – 4:39 pm
Just a quick screen grab from the “Jacko – Getting ready for Court” Documentary.
Latest number one
22nd February 2005 – 10:32 pm
Now all we need is someone to make a ring tone out of it. That will get everyone looking at you in the train on the way home from work.
Thanks to the animal lover Q.. for the link.
T-Shirt Humor: The Funny T-Shirt Store
12th February 2005 – 12:13 am
Need some more T-shirts in your wardrobe? Got a sense of humour? Take a butchers at some like this:
Thanks to Q.. for the link
Those clever 70’s adverts
2nd February 2005 – 2:24 am
Doesn’t it make you want to buy one? “The bed-partner that doesn’t talk back — just obeys”.
The 70’s, back when advertising told the truth!
Catchphrase
6th January 2005 – 7:17 pm
Anyone remember Catchphrase. Its easy, “just say what you see…..”
Thanks to Q.. for this one.
Rectal Foreign Bodies
26th May 2003 – 9:42 pm
This site has been updated since I first saw it about 8 years ago, The Artillery shell one still makes me laugh heartily.
Fare-dodging ferret causes train chaos
18th May 2003 – 10:46 pm
Latest excuse for late trains. Just as long as they don’t run down ya trousers your OK.
We Love the Iraqi Information Minister dot com
18th April 2003 – 6:57 pm
Finally he has his own website
Poop for Peace Day
12th April 2003 – 10:45 pm
Perhaps you prefer to Poop for Peace on the 15th April.
Flag-O-Rama!
12th April 2003 – 11:37 am
If your pro-war then head off to Flag-O-Rama! and buy a hammer of justice or a confeddy freddy.
Tired of marching for peace?
12th April 2003 – 11:31 am
Now you can “Masturbate for Peace: Using Masturbation to End War”, they do cool bumper stickers too.
War’s not kind, beat yourself blind
Peace is spiffy, stroke your stiffy.
Thanks to Everlasting Blort for the link.
