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	<title>Life According to TS. &#187; General</title>
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	<description>Don't come in, not even I know what its all about.</description>
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		<title>h&#8217;optical illusion !</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2005/08/hoptical-illusion/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Aug 2005 20:42:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Watch the birdy!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://gprime.net/images/circleillusion/" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/gprime.net/images/circleillusion/?referer=');">Watch the birdy!</a></p>
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		<title>The 5 Minute Semen Detection Test Kit</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2003/02/the-5-minute-semen-detection-test-kit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Feb 2003 19:29:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this  what they used to test that little black dress during the Lewinsky scandal?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is<a href="http://www.getcheckmate.com/" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.getcheckmate.com/?referer=');"> this </a> what they used to test that little black dress during the Lewinsky scandal?</p>
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		<title>DoshTracker &#8211; Where Has My Money Been?</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2003/01/doshtracker-where-has-my-money-been/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Jan 2003 15:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mums everywhere say, don&#8217;t put that money in your mouth you don&#8217;t know where its been, now you do.
Thanks to 
Sean for the link.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mums everywhere say, don&#8217;t put that money in your mouth you don&#8217;t know where its been, <a href="http://www.doshtracker.co.uk/" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.doshtracker.co.uk/?referer=');">now</a> you do.<br />
Thanks to <br />
<a href="http://sjs.homeunix.net" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/sjs.homeunix.net?referer=');">Sean</a> for the link.</p>
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		<title>TS is working &#8216;Shock Horror&#8217;</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/11/ts-is-working-hock-horror/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Nov 2002 14:18:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This work thing is harder than I remember.
Sorry for not updating in the last month, I&#8217;m currently working in Holland, near Amsterdam, but not near enough for my liking. When things settle down I&#8217;ll attempt to keep up to date with the funny sites etc doing the rounds on the net  . The fact [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This work thing is harder than I remember.<br />
Sorry for not updating in the last month, I&#8217;m currently working in Holland, near Amsterdam, but not near enough for my liking. When things settle down I&#8217;ll attempt to keep up to date with the funny sites etc doing the rounds on the net <img src='http://ts.homeip.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> . The fact that the companies proxy blocks most &#8220;interesting&#8221; sites doesn&#8217;t help either, why are shockwave games not classed as productive web use? hehehe<br />
Until things are back to normal just enjoy the <a href="http://ts.homeip.net/b2/b2archive.php" target="_blank">archives</a>, over a years worth now.<br />
PS, If my boss is reading this, I&#8217;m in the office but not &#8220;on the clock&#8221; lol</p>
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		<title>Novelty gifts for drinking</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/10/novelty-gifts-for-drinking/</link>
		<comments>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/10/novelty-gifts-for-drinking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Oct 2002 18:31:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you feel the need to buy some flashing ice cubes or a burping beer mug? Then checkout DrinkingGadgets.com
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		<title>&#039;Meteorite&#039; hits girl</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/meteorite-hits-girl/</link>
		<comments>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/meteorite-hits-girl/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2002 16:18:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ouch me foot !!!!!
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		<title>Aboriginal Language</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/aboriginal-language/</link>
		<comments>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/aboriginal-language/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Aug 2002 12:54:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ash</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Learn to speak the Aboriginal language, has handy sound files. 
&#8220;The pudjara ate my baby&#8221;
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Learn to speak the <a href="http://www.roebourne.wa.edu.au/culture/language.htm" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.roebourne.wa.edu.au/culture/language.htm?referer=');">Aboriginal language</a>, has handy sound files. </p>
<p>&#8220;The pudjara ate my baby&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Smiley overload</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/smiley-overload/</link>
		<comments>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/smiley-overload/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Aug 2002 23:41:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[General]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[More   &#8217;s than you can shake a stick @
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>More <a href="http://www.smileydictionary.com/" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.smileydictionary.com/?referer=');"> <img src='http://ts.homeip.net/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> &#8217;s</a> than you can shake a stick @</p>
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		<title>Pictures of My Finger</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/pictures-of-my-finger/</link>
		<comments>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/pictures-of-my-finger/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Aug 2002 21:54:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Do you keep taking pictures of your fingers? Send your best to Pictures of My Finger dot com.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do you keep taking pictures of your fingers? Send your best to <a href="http://www.picturesofmyfinger.com/index.html" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.picturesofmyfinger.com/index.html?referer=');">Pictures of My Finger dot com</a>.</p>
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		<title>How big are you feet?</title>
		<link>http://ts.homeip.net/2002/08/how-big-are-you-feet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Aug 2002 21:56:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>TS.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What size condom should you get for you new lover? sizemograph helps us all out here.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What size condom should you get for you new lover? <a href="http://www.sizehimup.co.uk/flash.php" target="_blank" onclick="urchinTracker('/outgoing/www.sizehimup.co.uk/flash.php?referer=');">sizemograph</a> helps us all out here.</p>
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