Life According to TS. » TS. http://ts.homeip.net Don't come in, not even I know what its all about. Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:16:51 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 How to prank a Telemarketer http://ts.homeip.net/2006/10/how-to-prank-a-telemarketer/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/10/how-to-prank-a-telemarketer/#comments Sun, 29 Oct 2006 13:09:17 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/10/29/how-to-prank-a-telemarketer/ So there I was, in the smallest room of the house doing the crossword as usual, the phone rings.
Short furry guy came up with the fix. How to prank a Telemarketer

]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/10/how-to-prank-a-telemarketer/feed/ 0 Help beat the bad guy. Or how to waste time at the computer. http://ts.homeip.net/2006/09/help-beat-the-bad-guy-or-how-to-waste-time-at-the-computer/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/09/help-beat-the-bad-guy-or-how-to-waste-time-at-the-computer/#comments Fri, 01 Sep 2006 14:23:56 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/09/01/help-beat-the-bad-guy-or-how-to-waste-time-at-the-computer/ It’s all about timing really

Thanks to Andy for this waste of time.

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]]> http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/when-security-goes-too-far-2/feed/ 0 Chuck Norris Facts http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/chuck-norris-facts/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/chuck-norris-facts/#comments Sat, 26 Aug 2006 12:19:30 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/26/chuck-norris-facts/ Some little known “Facts” about Mr Chuck Norris.

  • Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
  • Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
    • ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/chuck-norris-facts/feed/ 0     New virus discovered http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/#comments Thu, 24 Aug 2006 10:16:25 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/24/new-virus-discovered/ A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:

    This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).

    If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR COME NEAR IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

    Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take your friends to the nearest bar and consume any of the proven antidotes:

    * Worm Incubating Neutralisation Elixier (WINE)
    * Besieged Employee Entertainment Revitaliser (BEER)

    In addition, any form of large-scale Bothersome Oppressive, Or Zealous Employer (BOOZE) elimination is known to work as well.

    If possible, combine the above for increased rate of success. Also, take the antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

    This message brought to you by the Ministry of Health, your local barman, and the joy of mass emails.

    ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/new-virus-discovered/feed/ 0     Upside-Down-Ternet http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/upside-down-ternet/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/upside-down-ternet/#comments Fri, 04 Aug 2006 21:47:46 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/04/upside-down-ternet/ If the neighbours are stealing your wireless internet, then make them eat “Upside-Down-Ternet”

    ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/upside-down-ternet/feed/ 0     Get your new fancy browser http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/get-your-new-fancy-browser/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/get-your-new-fancy-browser/#comments Thu, 03 Aug 2006 19:26:17 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/08/03/get-your-new-fancy-browser/ www.ie7.com

    ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/08/get-your-new-fancy-browser/feed/ 0     Know your place! http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/know-your-place/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/know-your-place/#comments Sat, 22 Jul 2006 14:48:16 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/07/22/know-your-place/ Know your place!

    ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/know-your-place/feed/ 0     How Programming Is Like Sex http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/how-programming-is-like-sex/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/how-programming-is-like-sex/#comments Thu, 20 Jul 2006 17:42:26 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/07/20/how-programming-is-like-sex/ This made me laugh anyway.

    ]]>     http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/how-programming-is-like-sex/feed/ 0     If Your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006 http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/ http://ts.homeip.net/2006/07/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/#comments Thu, 20 Jul 2006 08:08:13 +0000 TS. http://ts.homeip.net/archives/2006/07/20/if-your-child-was-born-on-june-6-2006/ Better late then never I suppose, what to do if your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006

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