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Dear sir, your password is ‘wooden penis’
30th August 2002 – 4:34 pm
A Norwegian gent was given a password of trrekukk which is only one r out for wooden penis in Norwegian.
Aboriginal Language
30th August 2002 – 1:54 pm
Learn to speak the Aboriginal language, has handy sound files.
“The pudjara ate my baby”
Jedi and the census
29th August 2002 – 12:37 am
After everyone putting jedi as their religion in the 2001 census (Australia), the evil empire has refused to recognise them.
National flying thumbs championships
28th August 2002 – 8:32 pm
can U msg qwix? Its the UK SMS championships.
Careful what you do at work for larks
26th August 2002 – 12:49 am
Woman charged after changing woman’s name to Fat Ass.
Smurf's Gone A Humpin'
26th August 2002 – 12:45 am
So watch out, he could be waiting around the corner waiting to hump you! You have been warned.
Not work friendly
Rejected Penthouse Forum Letters
26th August 2002 – 12:40 am
I hope I don’t know any of the people who wrote these letters to the Penthouse Forum. If you did write one of these, please don’t tell me. I already have nightmares! lol
May not be work friendly, but that depends where you work. If this is work friendly for you, let me know because I [...]
Affirmation Bullshit Generator
19th August 2002 – 10:58 pm
Thanks to Real Joe, today I will synergize my inner oneness. If you need to find your daily goal first thing in the morning, give it a try!
We all live in a yellow submarine !
18th August 2002 – 2:19 pm
This is more beatles than Hunt for Red October, but its kinda fun.
Take a Virtual Smoke Break!
15th August 2002 – 11:05 pm
Fed up not having a smoke break when your work mates disappear for a crafty ciggie? Well “Take a Virtual Smoke Break!”, or go with them for a passive smoke break.
Pictures of My Finger
15th August 2002 – 10:54 pm
Do you keep taking pictures of your fingers? Send your best to Pictures of My Finger dot com.
Fun at the urinal
14th August 2002 – 11:40 am
You can play more than just fireman at the urinal, you can be a cleaner too. Lol
Woman claims shes allergic to Pentiums
13th August 2002 – 1:40 am
If you get hives it could be you to are alergic to your Pentium based computer. I think I’m alergic to my old computer, I wonder if I can get a new one on the National Health Service.
How big are you feet?
9th August 2002 – 10:56 pm
What size condom should you get for you new lover? sizemograph helps us all out here.
