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Monthly Archives: February 2002
How not to deal with customers
26th February 2002 – 10:20 pm
Whats in Smirnoff Ice?
26th February 2002 – 5:46 pm
Did you say vodka? Wrong, “it gets its kick from malt alcohol and not distilled spirit ingredients”. Smirnoff Ice Doesn’t sound so good now does.
How to fry an egg with your computer
25th February 2002 – 8:37 pm
Now you can cook an egg while you listen to your mp3’s and surfing the web. Frying an egg maybe possible, but a full meal may be a problem.
Brown sauce is optional.
Where do Ads go to die?
25th February 2002 – 12:00 pm
A searchable archive of print adverts from 1940 onwards, a great concept indeed. Well done adflip.com
This song may go to number one
25th February 2002 – 1:59 am
This is a new cracking tune and flash “video” for Dear Penis.
Probably not Work friendly.
Is this tongue a record?
24th February 2002 – 2:29 am
A 7 year old Boxer dog with a 17 inch tongue. He can do more than touch his tongue to his nose.
Dr Evil Soundboard
21st February 2002 – 3:28 am
Ever wanted a quick way to get your favourite Dr Evil sound clips in one place?
But don’t tell anyone…shhh….SHHHHHHH….www dot shhhh dot com, dot org.
The Croc Hunter Goes To Afghanistan
20th February 2002 – 1:37 pm
He’s searching for the very shy Osama Bin Laden, he has a plan to help tame the Osama and release it back into the wild.
Thanks to Hurricane for the link.
Bored with your usual spam mail?
19th February 2002 – 3:15 pm
Well you can generate your own now over at waferbaby.com
Does this sort of thing look familiar?
from: pl89u479@jqut.net
subject: learn to sexy dance with a pair of pliers!
20 Questions Ask Jeeves Can’t Answer
19th February 2002 – 3:39 am
You may think Ask Jeeves is a know it all, however we know better. Here are 20 Questions Ask Jeeves Can’t Answer, whats the problem, some are easy:
Where does the time go?
Which witch is which?
Who’s your daddy?
Confused you will be
19th February 2002 – 3:36 am
Not sure what this is called….hunt the cursor maybe?
What did you get for xmas?
19th February 2002 – 3:32 am
What ever you got I bet it wasn’t as cool as this lucky little guy, I want one of those.
If you know where to get one….drop me a line.
Spyware nasties
18th February 2002 – 4:21 am
Everyone must have seen or downloaded some spyware. Now thanks to VX2 and their Advertising Spyware Sputnik not even your mail is safe from them.
Check for vx2.dll on your computer if you find it the above link has links to removal instructions.
You have been warned becareful what you download and allow to run on your [...]
less sleep = good
16th February 2002 – 12:28 pm
At last its official less sleep is good for you. Thats why they put the best TV on after midnight.
Woman arrested after checkout-line flap
16th February 2002 – 11:40 am
It may be because I’m British but if someone has 13 pieces in the express checkout queue I don’t mind. In Lowell it appears to be different.
The best line has to be:
“And then she got out of the car and commenced a whooping on me,’” the victim said.
Shark love baby!
15th February 2002 – 1:59 am
Barry White has skills, seems he can even get celibate sharks in the sack.
Be nice to your telephone company….
14th February 2002 – 4:49 pm
….if your not, you may find comments like this on your bill also.
Dinosaur vomit discovered in quarry
12th February 2002 – 1:47 pm
I can’t see any diced carrots but it has to be there doesn’t it? its the law.
“All vomit, no matter how old must contain diced carrots.“
- International vomit agreement 1952
Star Trek Bobsled team
12th February 2002 – 1:19 pm
Seems star trek stars are boldly going where no actors have gone before, taking part in the winter olympics.
