So there I was, in the smallest room of the house doing the crossword as usual, the phone rings.
Short furry guy came up with the fix. How to prank a Telemarketer
It’s all about timing really
Thanks to Andy for this waste of time.
Someone has to put a stop to the latest airtravel security changes. I’d need paying to travel with some of these people.
Some little known “Facts” about Mr Chuck Norris.
A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:
This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR COME NEAR IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take your friends to the nearest bar and consume any of the proven antidotes:
* Worm Incubating Neutralisation Elixier (WINE)
* Besieged Employee Entertainment Revitaliser (BEER)
In addition, any form of large-scale Bothersome Oppressive, Or Zealous Employer (BOOZE) elimination is known to work as well.
If possible, combine the above for increased rate of success. Also, take the antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
This message brought to you by the Ministry of Health, your local barman, and the joy of mass emails.
If the neighbours are stealing your wireless internet, then make them eat “Upside-Down-Ternet”
Better late then never I suppose, what to do if your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006
Sttttttrike !!!!
Fun and games with some plastic tenpin bowling pins, a laserpointer and your girlfriends pug.
Thats pug bowling
The QVC presenters annoy me, but hacking them with a sword may be going a little too far.
Evidence has emerged that there is no such thing as a world view on anything. Take for example “that” headbutt.
Can’t believe it, I’ve been offered these seats at the World Cup real cheap.
So lucky ain’t I ?
That French cuisine gets everywhere these days.
eBayer driven to edge by email quippery. Some people need to understand what ebay is. You buy things, its not saturday swap shop. MPVs are rarely raced, they are usually driven to the school with one kid in, then to tescos.
Bad Behavior has blocked 415 access attempts in the last 7 days.
