So there I was, in the smallest room of the house doing the crossword as usual, the phone rings.
Short furry guy came up with the fix. How to prank a Telemarketer
How to prank a Telemarketer
29th October 2006 – 1:09 pm
Help beat the bad guy. Or how to waste time at the computer.
1st September 2006 – 2:23 pm
It’s all about timing really
Thanks to Andy for this waste of time.
When security goes too far.
28th August 2006 – 12:18 pm
Someone has to put a stop to the latest airtravel security changes. I’d need paying to travel with some of these people.
Chuck Norris Facts
26th August 2006 – 12:19 pm
Some little known “Facts” about Mr Chuck Norris.
New virus discovered
24th August 2006 – 10:16 am
A dangerous virus is being passed electronically, orally, and by hand, and has been for many years. Recent advances in science have finally lead to its identification:
This virus is called Wicked Overarching Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else by any means DO NOT TOUCH OR COME NEAR IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
Should you come into contact with WORK, immediately take your friends to the nearest bar and consume any of the proven antidotes:
* Worm Incubating Neutralisation Elixier (WINE)
* Besieged Employee Entertainment Revitaliser (BEER)
In addition, any form of large-scale Bothersome Oppressive, Or Zealous Employer (BOOZE) elimination is known to work as well.
If possible, combine the above for increased rate of success. Also, take the antidotes repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
This message brought to you by the Ministry of Health, your local barman, and the joy of mass emails.
Upside-Down-Ternet
4th August 2006 – 9:47 pm
If the neighbours are stealing your wireless internet, then make them eat “Upside-Down-Ternet”
If Your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006
20th July 2006 – 8:08 am
Better late then never I suppose, what to do if your Child Was Born on June 6, 2006
Pug Bowling - Olympic sport?
18th July 2006 – 4:21 pm
Sttttttrike !!!!
Fun and games with some plastic tenpin bowling pins, a laserpointer and your girlfriends pug.
Thats pug bowling
QVC Employee stabs himself on live TV with a sword
18th July 2006 – 4:01 pm
The QVC presenters annoy me, but hacking them with a sword may be going a little too far.
There is no World view
14th July 2006 – 12:55 pm
Evidence has emerged that there is no such thing as a world view on anything. Take for example “that” headbutt.
England! England!
25th June 2006 – 7:34 pm
World Cup final tickets going cheap
24th June 2006 – 8:48 pm
Can’t believe it, I’ve been offered these seats at the World Cup real cheap.
So lucky ain’t I ?
Frog found in Burger King salad
4th June 2006 – 7:48 am
That French cuisine gets everywhere these days.
eBayer driven to edge by email quippery
30th May 2006 – 7:03 pm
eBayer driven to edge by email quippery. Some people need to understand what ebay is. You buy things, its not saturday swap shop. MPVs are rarely raced, they are usually driven to the school with one kid in, then to tescos.
